Just Fucking Use Starknet

Your L2 choice is a disaster.

You're sitting there, paralyzed by indecision. "Should I use Optimism? Arbitrum? Base? Polygon?" You've gone full schizo reading every comparison article under the sun, and you still haven't deployed a single contract.

Meanwhile, your competitors shipped. They didn't overthink it. They didn't waste their time listening to 48 different podcasters and shitcoiners trying to convince them, "This one is different"! They just fucking used Starknet.

Starknet is the ZK rollup. That means real security, not optimistic "trust us bro" security. Your proofs are verified. Your transactions are final. Your users are happy.

But what about [Insert Excuse]?

"But I don't know Cairo!" — You don't know Solidity either lil bro. Stop pretending. Cairo is easy. Its Rust-like. And your AI vibecode prompts dont know the difference. Stop whining.

"But the ecosystem is small!" — It's growing faster than you can make up excuses. Plus, less competition means more opportunity. You're welcome.

"But gas fees!" — Starknet fees are measured in cents. Sometimes fractions of cents. Your coffee this morning cost more than a hundred transactions.

It's not fucking complicated.

Want to connect to Starknet from your React app? Here's literally all you need:

npm install starknet @starknet-react/core @starknet-react/chains

Then set up your provider:

import { StarknetConfig, publicProvider } from "@starknet-react/core";
import { mainnet } from "@starknet-react/chains";

function App({ children }) {
  return (
    <StarknetConfig chains={[mainnet]} provider={publicProvider()}>
      {children}
    </StarknetConfig>
  );
}

That's it. You're connected to the most advanced L2 on Ethereum. What the hell do you think any other chain could do that could possibly be easier than that?

That's just the begginning too. You can connect with any tech stack your damn heart desires.

React Native ✓ Swift ✓ Python ✓ Go ✓ Rust ✓ Unity ✓ Whatever the hell you want ✓

Why Starknet? Because we're not fucking around.

• →STARK Proofs: No trusted setup. Quantum-resistant. Other "validity rollups" use SNARKs and pray no one digs too deep into their trust assumptions.
• →Scalability: Achieved 1,000+ TPS. 2,000+ user ops. On Mainnet with real transactions, not empty transaction bullshit tricks to pump benchmarks.
• →Account Abstraction: Native since day one. Not on a Roadmap that's been "coming soon" for years.
• →Paymaster: Apps pay gas. Users onboard for free. No "buy ETH, bridge, wait, pray" bullshit. No more excuses for why you can't onboard users.
• →Multicalls: Approve + swap in one tx, one signature. Not approve, sign, swap, sign, wait, pray, then figure out you got sandwich attacked.
• →Decentralization: One of the only Stage 1 ZK rollups. One of the only rollups actually decentralizing the sequencer.
• →Privacy: Some of the most advanced privacy tech in the space. ZK apps are possible today, not "in a future upgrade."

When will you fight for freedom?

"But I can just use Stripe!" — Ah yes, Stripe. The beloved payment processor that takes 2.9% + 30¢ per transaction. And that's before the card networks take their cut — Visa and Mastercard skim another 1.5-2% so their executives can collect $30 million salaries and fly private to Davos to lecture you about financial inclusion. On a $100 purchase, you're losing $5+ to middlemen who "earned it" by changing one number in a database. On Starknet? The same payment is a fraction of a cent. And its the same fee for a $1, $10, or $1000 purchase. Now you do the math.

"But fiat is easier!" — Easier for who? For banks that freeze your account without warning? For PayPal holding your funds for 21 days? For the processor that can deplatform your business overnight because some compliance officer had a bad morning?

You post about financial freedom. You retweet threads about the broken banking system. You complain when Visa goes down. But when it comes time to build something different? "Eh, Stripe is just easier." You're not too busy. You're too lazy. You want someone else to fight for freedom while you sit there accepting 3% fees like a good little sheep.

Every time you choose a centralized payment processor, you're voting for the status quo. You're saying "I trust corporations more than math" and "I don't care about censorship resistance until it affects me personally." The revolution won't be televised, and it definitely won't be processed by Stripe.

Starknet gives you real ownership. No chargebacks because Karen changed her mind. No frozen funds. No begging support to release YOUR money. Just math, cryptography, and transactions that actually fucking settle.